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Sufi Style<BR><BR>
<a href='delicious.php?PHPSESSID=838264916cd587b1bbb241558d29198f'>delicious</a><BR>
<a href='nutritious.php?PHPSESSID=838264916cd587b1bbb241558d29198f'>nutritious</a><BR>
<a href='archives.php?PHPSESSID=838264916cd587b1bbb241558d29198f'>archives</a><BR>if my mother was a looker
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and my father was a spy
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and if my sister was a hooker
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with countless men between her thighs
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oh how the other kids would taunt me
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and stuff me in tin garbage cans
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drench my clothes in semen and pee
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and ask me who the f***s the man
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oh thank god for the 2nd ammendment
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cause i'm gonna blow their head to segments
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rape their ass, then eat it too
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til their god damn balls turn blue
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wear their teeth around my neck
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to glorify the bloody wreck
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but my mother's not a hooker
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and father never was a spy
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and sister ain't a bloody hooker
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with scabby men amongst her thighs
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so now the other kids don't taunt me
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or stuff me in tin garbage cans
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thanks to my picture perfect family
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i'm the one who is the man.
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{ed note: these are lyrics to a cheeseball
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country folk song i made up}</BODY>
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