Sufi Style
delicious
nutritious
archives
Looking to fill recently vacated position.
Applicants must be affable,
Confused,
And easily amused.
All races and creeds welcome,
There is no weight limit,
But please provide the following measurements:
The thickness of your skin,
The tenacity of your will,
Your immunity to harm,
and
Your capacity to kill-
For there are enemies both internal and abroad
Who would jeapordize the very fabric of
This institution, casting doubt on the
Propriety of having a fan club at all.
This is a full time position
with benefits. Immediate
openings. Apply within.